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Seven Minutes in Heaven - Elfman Strauss (FT)

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You awkwardly stood up and walked over to Lucy, you place your hand in the hat and spun the paper around then grabbed one of the slips. You pulled it out of the hat and opened the slip and read out...

"Elfman?" you questioned as you read the slip.

"What!" A horrid scream rose from the other side of the Guild, and within an instant an angry flurry of green was right up in front of your face.

"Evergreen calm down," Elfman said placing his hand on her shoulders.

"How dare you tell me to calm down," she turned her anger on him, "Me queen of all Fairies!"

The room got quiet and you felt something grabbing your arm, you turned you head just the slightest to see what was hanging off your arm and not to make Evergreen think you are a threat in anyway, considering how angry she was at the moment. Happy's little blue paws were holding lightly onto your arm as he nervously hid behind you, acting as his sheild... Again.

"Why would you even join in on this useless game!" Evergreen screamed breaking the silence, causing almost everyone to flinch.

"So I can ...." he trailed off at the end.

"So you can what?" Evergreen yelled at him.

"So I can become more manly, ma'am!" he yelled back.

"Why did he just say ma'am?" you just heard Natsu asking Grey whom just shrugged off the pyro's comment.

Lucy who was slightly hiding behind Natsu spoke nervously, "Ev-ev-Evergreen, it's j-just a game."

"Just a game!" She shreiked loudly, casusing everyone in the guild to look towards us.

"Evergreen please listen?" Elfman tried to reason with her.

You stared at the scene unsure what to do, Happy climbed from your arm up so he was hanging from your shoulder so he could watch what was going on. Bickslow you noticed was slowly moving away from the commotion, while Laxus and Freed, the other two members of the Thunder Legion sighed in frustration at Evergreen's outburst. It wasn't long until Laxus spoke up.

"Evergreen, shut it!" he said from his relaxed seat.

Surprised by Laxus's outburst, Evergreen fell silent and turned to Laxus.

"Okay, since if this continues to go ahead Evergreen is going to complain more, so blondey make (Y/N) over here pick a new person," Laxus said in a not caring tone.

"Uhh... Evergreen can go in for me if she wants?" You said quietly since as Laxus told you to pick someone else's name Evergreen gave you a stony glare.

Within that same instant Evergreen had dragged Elfman into the closet with her and shut it the door with a loud bang. Confused with what had really happened you slowly retook your seat and waited for the seven minutes to be done.
I actually hate Elfman and Evergreen as a pairing, but I thought it would be fun to make it like this.

Enjoy~
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70PercentInsane's avatar
Man, that is disappointing